I’m watching Dirty Jobs on Netflix and apparently making candy is a dirty job.
FUCK.
I would LOVE to have that type of job.
I’d be the happiest fatass ever.
June 2013
37 posts
Fuck I think this is the episode where the kid is actually a dog.
shit the campers were aliens
Me: Hey babe, come here, I want to vent!
Him: *walks in* About what?
Me: This episode of Goosebumps is so unrealistic!
Him: …You just watched the Magic School Bus, and you’re complaining about Goosebump’s realism?
Me: Yes!
Him: *walks out*
WHAT THE
THIS EPISODE OF GOOSEBUMPS IS SO UNREALISTIC
WHAT LITTLE BOY IS AFRAID OF A SNAKE
AND IT WAS A PYTHON
IT’S NOT POISONOUS
WHAT THE FUCK
I just noticed that Goosebumps is on Netflix:
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL
VIEWER BEWARE
YOU’RE IN FOR A SCARE
It’s a 2 parter now
OH SHIT THE COO COO CLOCK IS GONE
TIME IS GOING BACKWARDS
IM GONNA DISAPPEAR
The Coo Coo Clock of Doom
Shit just got real.
KILLER POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit it’s a killer sponge
it’s fuckin’ growling
“This is better than the X-Files”
hahahahahaha
NO DON’T GO UNDER THE SINK IT’S NOT A KITTY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now it’s “It Came From Beneath the Sink”
I WONDER WHAT SURPRISES ARE IN STORE
OMG THE PARENTS WERE MONSTERS
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
“Keep running little one, I love fast food, hahaha!”
this shit omg
Holy shit Goosebumps on Netflix.
